shego:

when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

pleatedjeans:

deathbulge
straight boy problem #27

tupacabra:

when ur nike basketball shorts don’t cover enough of ur shins

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

Lorde By Chris Nicholls (Fashion Magazine) [x]

chickenyaoi:

Tumblr and its lack of fact-checking strikes again:

A flyer demanding that Jews in the Ukrainian city of Donetsk register with its pro-Russian government is “fake,” a Jewish advocacy group with direct contacts in the region tells the Daily Dot.

“It’s a fake flyer,” says Lesley Weiss, deputy…

White people will believe anything if they think it’s a Native American proverb.
Native American Proverb (via presidentobarna)
WE’VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA